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Some of my finest moments of genius, humor, and occasionally questionable poker advice.
Ray Zorfold
@rayzorfold
I'm not saying I'm the best poker player in the world, but I've never lost a hand when I had pocket aces... except for the 37 times that I did.
April 12, 2023
Ray Zorfold
@rayzorfold
My poker face is so good that sometimes I forget what cards I have.
May 3, 2023
Ray Zorfold
@rayzorfold
Just bluffed my way into getting a free upgrade on my flight. The airline staff still thinks I'm Phil Hellmuth.
June 15, 2023
Ray Zorfold
@rayzorfold
I once folded a royal flush because I thought the dealer was bluffing me with his facial expression.
July 22, 2023
"Sometimes I just make stuff up for the retweets."
Ray Zorfold
@rayzorfold
Dating tip: Always fold on the first date to give them a false sense of security. Then go all-in on the second date.
August 9, 2023
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About Ray
The man, the myth, the questionable poker player.
About Ray
Ray Zorfold is a poker player, occasional X/Twitter comedian, and full-time troublemaker. With years of experience in making questionable decisions at the poker table (and getting away with it), Ray has built a reputation for his unique blend of skill, luck, and unrelenting sarcasm.
When not taking your money at the poker table, Ray can be found crafting the perfect post, giving terrible advice to aspiring players, or convincing people he's actually famous.
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